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Serving the park crew and beyond since 2009. Mordecai and Rigby approved!
BESTSELLER
Indica-dominant hybrid that'll make you feel like you can lift a house... or at least a really big sandwich.
NEW
100mg THC per pack. Warning: May cause sudden urge to yell at slackers.
LIMITED
Not responsible for any interdimensional travel or sudden musical numbers.
PREMIUM
This strain has been around since... well, let's just say Skips remembers when it was first cultivated.
"Jolly good!" - Pops. 50mg THC per brownie. Comes with complimentary mustache ride (not included).
90% THC. One dab and you'll be seeing stars... literally.
WARNING
Not actually for sale. Seriously, don't even ask about this one.
50/50 hybrid. Perfect for when you want to chill like Mordecai or go wild like Rigby.
Buy any eighth of flower, get another of equal or lesser value FREE. Because Mondays suck enough already.
20% off all edibles. Perfect for when you need to forget it's only Tuesday.
4:20pm-7:10pm daily. 10% off everything + free rolling papers with any purchase.
15% off all concentrates. Because weekends deserve to be extra lit.
Pre-roll + edible + drink for $30. Everything you need to recover from the weekend.
25% off storewide all day. Free gifts with purchase over $100. Our biggest sale of the year!
It all started at the park. Mordecai and Rigby were tired of getting their weed from questionable sources (looking at you, Death Bear), so they decided to start their own legit operation with the help of Benson, Skips, and the rest of the crew.
What began as a small side hustle in the storage closet quickly grew into the most respected dispensary in town. Now we're proud to serve the entire community with the highest quality products and Regular Show-approved service.
Remember: "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough." But with our products, you can just be happy.
HEAD OF PROCUREMENT
"I know a guy who knows a guy... who grows the best stuff."
DIRECTOR OF FUN
"Dude, have you tried these gummies? Whoa..."
GENERAL MANAGER
"If you mess up this order, YOU'RE FIRED!"
QUALITY CONTROL
"I've seen a lot of weed in my centuries... this is the good stuff."
CUSTOMER RELATIONS
"Jolly good show, old chap! Have a splendidly elevated day!"
SECURITY
"You know who else provides excellent security? MY MOM!"
123 Park Avenue
City, State 90210
Mon-Fri: 10am - 10pm
Sat-Sun: 8am - Midnight
(555) 123-4567
456 Mall Road
City, State 90210
Daily: 9am - 11pm
(555) 987-6543
789 Shoreline Drive
City, State 90210
Daily: 8am - 9pm
(555) 555-5555
We're opening a new location in the Moon! (Pending portal technology approval)
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